Morning Coversations

(Upon waking)

S: It's a good thing I was married to Jerry O'Connell last night in my dreams or you would have been in very big trouble this morning.

C: What was I doing?

S: You weren't doing anything. I told you, it was Jerry O'Connell.

C: Right. What was Jerry O'Connell doing?

S: Let's just say he wasn't being very faithful.

C: Figures. Celebrities.

(Later over breakfast)

C: I almost sent you to work with no sugar in your coffee.

S: Whatever. I keep sugar packets in my desk just in case that happens.

C: Pfft. No trust. No trust at all. Look-- don't punish me for Jerry O'Connell's mistakes. Don't paint all ridiculously handsome men with the same brush!